Friday, September 12, 2014

We're till workers, not mind readers.

Working the till, or front register, is anything but fun. We deal with multiple crappy customers a day. On average about 6-10 per person per shift. In the real world, at school or a social event, if we encounter one rude civilian we normally get irritated, right? We either get snappy with them back, or just try to keep our emotions in check, but it takes a toll on our day. Now think in terms of ten rude people a day. It gets harder to control your emotions with each customer.
“I can’t read your mind!” I’m sure we have all said it a time or two. I normally use this while yelling at my boyfriend who expects me to remember things he hasn’t even told me (which explains the exclamation point). But maybe you used it while talking to your parent or sibling, or maybe you too have a significant other. Where I want to use this phrase, on a daily basis, is at work. Unfortunately, freedom of speech is a thing where freedom of rudeness is not. If I were to say that to a customer my behind would get kicked off the pay-roll faster than that customer could even complain.   
I cannot count how many customers I have had at Foodies that have come up to order and said “I would like a number one, but with none of the gross stuff.” I have no idea what that means. How am I supposed to know what you think is gross or not? And when I ask you what that means do not get snappy with me because I don’t know your food preferences. I am not your mom, your best friend, or your dog. I did not give you a personal “food preference quiz” before you entered our restaurant and it is not my job to play some ridiculous guessing game with what you like and dislike on your burgers. It is only my job to supply you with quality food at a decent speed and make your experience something that you will remember. Not to play 20 questions.  
“Can I get a Number 1 with none of those extras?”  It was in my first couple of months working on till when an older man came up and ordered this. Maybe you have a parent or grandparent who says something like this, and you know exactly what that means. I, on the other hand, had never heard this, and after that day have never heard it again.
“I’m sorry sir, what would you like on your burger?” Thinking maybe he would just say something simple this time I decided to ask him, politely, what the heck that meant.
“Everything but the extras,” was his reply.
Now, slightly irritated, I tried again. “So, what is your definition of extras? I just would like to clarify”
“Listen, I don’t know who taught you how to do your job but give me my burger. No extras.” With that he slammed a twenty dollar bill on the table and walked away. My manager came over, because she could tell by the look on my face that I had no idea where to go next, and asked me what was up. I asked her if she knew what “no extras” meant and she looked at me like I was speaking a different language. I explained that I asked him several times, what he wanted on his burger but he just refused to tell me. Her advice was to ring him up for a standard Number 1 and if he had a problem with it he could go talk to her.
So, as you can imagine there were, indeed, extras on his burger. In a fit-throwing rage the man charged back up to the counter screaming “are you dumb? What part of no extras do you not understand? I had a simple request! What is wrong with you? I want a new burger, my money back and something done about this worker,” at this point he is screaming to my manager and gesturing to me. My manager, who couldn’t get a word in until the man had talked himself into a coughing fit, replied with “Sir, none of us here know what “no extras” is supposed to mean. We’re people. We’re till workers. We are not mind readers.”



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